First up, we dive into Sabrina Carpenter’s fiery interview on “Hot Ones.” Imagine trying to keep your cool while Sean Evans mercilessly serves you wings hotter than the sun. Sabrina, bless her soul, talked about her hit song “Espresso” while desperately trying not to combust. The hook “That’s that me espresso” became an instant meme legend for its... let's say, unique syntax.

She defended her lyrical choice by basically saying, “If you don’t get the joke, the joke’s on you.” Honestly, Sabrina, if you can deliver punchlines while your taste buds are having a meltdown, you’re a hero in my book. Plus, she almost sued Sean for the pain – now that’s spicy!

Next, let’s talk about our President Joe Biden’s latest verbal gymnastics routine. It’s like he’s auditioning for a political version of “Who’s Line Is It Anyway?” At the NATO summit, he accidentally called Ukrainian President Zelenskiy, “President Putin.” Talk about a plot twist!

As if that wasn’t enough, he then mixed up Kamala Harris with Donald Trump. “I wouldn’t have picked Vice President Trump if she wasn’t qualified to be president.” Well, Joe, that’s one heck of a hypothetical reality show I don’t want to see. And for the grand finale, he couldn’t quite get “chiefs of staff” right, calling them “commander in chief.” Someone get this man a teleprompter and a nap, stat!

Speaking of political theater, Donald Trump threw down the gauntlet for a golf match against Biden. Trump is convinced this will be the most-watched sporting event ever. Honestly, he might be right. I mean, who doesn’t want to see two septuagenarians duke it out on the green? Trump sweetened the deal by promising a $1 million check to charity if Biden wins. Now that’s some high-stakes mini-golf drama!

Ernie Els even confirmed Trump’s hole-in-one from 2022. Yes, folks, miracles do happen – especially when Trump’s PR team is around. Brian Jack from Georgia also chimed in, praising Trump’s golf game and claiming he shot a 70. I’d believe it if we were playing by Trump’s rules, which I’m guessing involve a lot of mulligans and “alternative facts.”

This week’s episode is a rollercoaster of spice, slips, and swings. From Sabrina Carpenter’s sizzling serenade to Biden’s bloopers and Trump’s golfing gauntlet, we’ve covered all the bases. Tune in to hear our takes, laughs, and possibly some tears (mostly from Sabrina’s hot sauce ordeal).

That’s it for this week’s episode of “What Are We Doing.” Stay tuned, stay spicy, and remember – if your espresso sounds weird, just say it’s a punchline.

Catch you next week!

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